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TNF Week 5: I don’t care if the Buccs are banged up, just fucking hammer them tonight

Written by bathboyian

October 8, 2020

NFL

The spread keeps going down! I put $50 on the Buccs spread live on the podcast (listen to Bet Bath & Beyond on Spotify and Apple Podcast) using DraftKings Sportsbook when it was at -5.5 and now it’s currently at -3.5. Are you kidding? THIS IS A STEAL! If you have any kind of brain and you’re not a Bears fan, take the fucking Buccs spread. Or if you’re a pusspop, take the Buccs ML. ML = Moneyline, this means they only need to win outright instead of by a certain point margin. Safer bet, less payout. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

And yes, I know the Buccs are banged up. Let’s run down the list shall we?

WR Chris Godwin (hamstring) â€“ OUT
RB LeSean McCoy (ankle) â€“ OUT
WR Justin Watson (chest) â€“ OUT
RB Leonard Fournette (ankle) â€“ DOUBTFUL
WR Mike Evans (ankle) â€“ QUESTIONABLE
WR Scotty Miller (hip/groin) – QUESTIONABLE

Ok… that’s alot. And I’ll be honest, I’m really banking on Mike Evans playing. That’s a big loss if he doesn’t. But I’m betting he plays. Both for this bet and for my fantasy team. That’s right, I’m starting him! But back to the injuries… these injuries are just a way for the media to hype up this game so people think this will be a close matchup. Deep down, everyone knows the Buccs are gonna absolutely SMOKE the Bears tonight.

Well almost everyone… I’m sure our Bears fan bloggers Adam Kurt, Jogo Bonito, and Jerome are living in Delusionland thinking the Bears are a playoff team with that impressive 3-1 start. And to respond, I’m just going to leave this meme here that was made BEFORE they lost to the Colts in Week 4.

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