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Apology to Bears Fans

Written by bathboyian

October 9, 2020

NFL

Sorry to Bears Fans

Well, here we are. The day after my AGGRESSIVE blog post to hammer the banged up Buccs against the Bears. Time to apologize, I know – very big of me. If only everyone in this world could own up to their mistakes like I’m doing now. The world would be a better place. So without further ado, here it goes:

I’m sorry the refs didn’t realize Ke’Shawn Vaughn didn’t have possession of the football when he “fumbled” the ball after that hit from Kyle Fuller which led to a Bears touchdown right before halftime. I’m sorry the refs completely ruined the second half’s pace of play by flashing so many yellow flags after each play that I thought I was going to have an epileptic seizure. I’m sorry the Bears found a kicker who isn’t addicted to hitting the goal posts. I’m also sorry for Tom Brady’s inability to count to four. I’M SORRY FOR EVER THINKING SENILE TOM AND HIS MERRY BAND OF CRIPPLED RECEIVERS COULD BEAT A CHAMPION CALIBER TEAM LIKE THE CHICAGO BEARS.

I can’t believe what I’m about to say but here it goes: the Bears are actually going to make the playoffs. You guys are now 4-1 and have a 77% chance of making it even without that extra wild card spot. So… Congrats! Good luck when you get there!

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  1. Rohm

    I’ve met some dumb people in my life, but….

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