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Jogo Bonito = USL Overs

Written by Andrew Heidemann

October 9, 2020


Who the fuck is Jogo Bonito? In short, I have been known to bet recklessly from time to time and love a good over. Have there been a few late whiskey fueled nights hammering Chinese league basketball? Well sure, that is good clean fun. Have I lost $1,500 in 15 minutes betting Ukrainian ping pong? You betcha! Have I liquidated all of my employee stock purchase program shares, (humble brag), to afford this lifestyle? If you made it this far through my butchered writing that mirrors that of the great Japanese dolphin slaughtering documentary, The Cove, then you know the answer. Now that we are in the trust tree and you know I am a sensible man you can trust, I will gift you my USL picks each week on this hack of a website. I know this league better then Delonte West knows the sharp prick of a heroin syringe so please tail if you like money.

Quick pick me up gif as a thank you for making it this far.

source: gfycat

Games are Saturday, October 10th and I buy all of my overs down to 2.5 goals.

  • Hartford v Saint Louis over 2.5 jogos
  • Reno v Galaxy II over 2.5 jogos
  • Phoenix v Sacramento over 2.5 jogos

Have a great weekend, keep contributing to that ESPP, and let’s make some money!

For more of my random betting tips, follow me on twitter @BonitoBets

source: giphy


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