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Ian’s Wacky Parlay – Week 5

Written by bathboyian

October 10, 2020


If you listen to the pod, then you’ll know I’ve started doing a “Wacky Parlay” every NFL Sunday. If you don’t listen to the pod… what the fuck. I thought we were friends. Go listen to Bet Bath & Beyond you bumplin clown.

The first week I did the Wacky Parlay, it ALMOST hit. The Bills beat the Rams on the last drive of the game and ruined it. Actually, the refs ruined it by throwing a PI flag on 4th down that BAILED out Buffalo. Sad! Whatever. Second week was ruined by the Jaguars. Fucking jags gave the Bengals their first win of the season. But Gardner is my boy and I’m giving him a second shot (spoiler).

Ok, so without further ado, here is Week 5’s Wacky Parlay:

  • Jaguars ML over the Texans
  • Browns ML over the Colts
  • Panthers ML over the Falcons

That 3 Leg Parlay has +1164 odds. 1164! WHAT VALUE! The WP is all about value, because when it hits, it hits HARD. Now remember, this probably won’t hit, but wouldn’t it be wacky if it did? That’s the tagline. Don’t get mad at me when this doesn’t hit, but you better fucking thank me when it does. That’s how this works. Zero blame, all the credit.

And yes, I actually bet the Wacky Parlay every week. I’m no fraud. Check receipt.

God I love DraftKings


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