I’m so done with the Jags. SO DONE! They’ve single handily ruined TWO of my wacky parlays, most recently my last one. So they’re dead to me. Even you, Gardner, I will not be texting you back from now on.
Ok, now that I’ve said my piece (I had to look at up – apparently it’s piece not peace), FULL STEAM AHEAD to this week’s wacky parlay!
Browns, Titans, Packers, OH MY! I’ll be honest, it was tough picking this week’s wacky parlay. I usually throw in an underdog or two to get maximum value. None of them were sitting well with me. So I ended up with:
- Browns ML over Steelers (+170)
- Titans ML over Texans (-186)
- Packers ML over Buccs ( -114)
I feel good about the last 2 games, Titans are a value moneyline pick because they are coming off a short week but they should still wax the Texans. The undefeated Packers are looking like a Super Bowl caliber team on Aaron’s Fuck You For Drafting A Quarterback revenge tour. That just leaves the Browns… I put the Browns in my Week 5 parlay and they did not disappoint. So I’m giving them the spotlight again. This game will be the make or break in the parlay. Steelers are not good though! It’s time to remove them from the AFC North’s throne and put Lamar and my Ravens back on top.
As always, proof that I put my money in this fucked up wacky trap every week:
Good luck to all my Wacky Disciples out there. I don’t think they actually exist.
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