Ok folks I had a ridiculously bad week last week. I went 1-4 and the Vikings are tanking now so I’m just a bundle of joy. So like MJ and Kobe I’m gonna cut my hair and get rid of all my material attachments and become a different animal and the same beast. Lets cut the bullshit and pick some winners.
Browns -3.5 @ Cincinnati: I know the browns got blown out by the Steelers last week but donâ€™t over think this.Â The Steelers are the best team in that division and the Browns are a wild card team (the new one at that), but the Bengals are drafting in the top 10 this year.Â Donâ€™t over think this one.Â The Bengals cant stop the Stefanski System and Myles Garrett will personally oversee the murdering of Joe Burrow. Lock it in
Bills -10 @ Jets:Â This is a no brainer.Â The Bills are coming off two straight losses to good teams to they’re hungry and the J-E-T-S Stink Stink Stink. Josh Allen might not be having the MVP season we all thought but it donâ€™t matter.Â Rail the Bills
Tompa Bay -4 @ THE RAIIIIDERS:Â Ok the Raiders might not be as garbage as we all thought they would be.Â Gruden is a good coach, Jacobs is a beast, and the defense ain’t half bad.Â But the Bucs are the real deal and this Todd Bowles D is legit.Â Oh and the entire Raiders offensive line was put on the Covid list this week.Â While only Trent Brown has the rona, them missing a good chunk of practice is not ideal for them.Â Bet the Bucs and their ML
Kansas City -7 @ Denver:Â The Chiefs are the Chiefs and the Broncos are the Broncos.Â Don’t sweat this one Chiefs all day.
Seahawks -3.5 v Cardinals:Â Ok Ok the Cards beat the shit out of the Cowboys on Monday but donâ€™t forget the Cards lost to the Lions.Â The Seahawks ain’t the Lions.Â They only have to stop the best QB on the best team in the league.Â It’ll be a close one but the hawks are getting the dub.Â Bet them.
SUPER DUPER BONUS LOCK: Steelers +1.5 @ Titans:Â The Titans are the hottest offense in the league.Â Vrable might be coach of the year.Â But this Steelers defense is the best in the league.Â They’re going to dominate Ryan Tannehill.Â Big Ben is on his comeback tour.Â This WR core is elite.Â The Titans are no chump change tho.Â This is gonna be a good one and I love the Steel Curtain in it.Â