Today is a great day, a great day. You know why? The books are alive with the sound of money. With bets they have placed for a thousand years. The books fill my pockets with the sound of money. My pockets want to hammer every bet it hears. Lets get started.
RAAIIIIDERS +1 @ Browns: The raiders are one of the most bonkers teams there is. They have talent all around but Jon Gruden has done the impossible. They are an undisciplined discipline football team they bet up on bad teams and get beat up by good team, and the Browns area bad team without poop man himself OBJ. Lock it in.
Miami +3.5 vs Rams: The Rams are Frauds. Simple as that. I donâ€™t trust them. They have beat absolutely nobody. Their only good win is against a piss poor Bears team. The Dolphins are sneaky good. They will catch many teams lacking this year and the Rams are one of them.
Tennessee Titans -7 @ Cincinnati: Donâ€™t even think about this one just bet it.
Denver +3 vs Chargers: If there is one thing that matters when two bad teams play, its home field advantage and the Broncos have the best one in the league. Mile high stadium is hard to win in especially if you’re a soft California team that would know could if it hit them in the face. Lock it in.
Seattle -1.5 @ San Francisco: I mean come on, Itâ€™s the Seahawks, the best team in the league. Don’t let last week fool you. That was an episode of the twilight zone at the end of that game it doesnâ€™t count. They kicked on 2nd down???? That game had to be rigged. I’m getting off topic. Bet the Seahawks, the Niners stink. Simple as that.
Larry’s Little Baby Parlay: There’s nothing wrong with having a two team parlay. Its not the size of the parlay that matters, its how you use it. Two team parlays are actually average for most of the world. Just because everyone has big 5+ team parlays doesn’t mean your any less of a gambler. Just be happy with the parlay you made.
- Vikings Packers over @ 48: There is going to be a million points in this game. The Packers have the illusion of a defense but no heart to actually stop good offenses.
- Ravens ML-195: The Steelers might be the best team in football but that can’t stop a good coach coming off a bye and Harbaugh is a damn good one (7-2 off a bye).
Payout +189. easiest money ever made.