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Like Free Money? Hammer This Prop Bet

Written by bathboyian

November 15, 2020


Hey, you! Yeah you, come here. Do you like free money? Why are you hesitating, of course you do! This isn’t a trap. This is a #freemoney bet that you should dump ALL of your 401k in. Don’t have a 401k? Get a job, bum! So what’s this absolute guarantee lock of a bet? Check out the image below. Really study it. There will be a quiz on it later.

Ok quiz time – what is this chart of? If you said the worst 10 defenses in the NFL, you are correct! Notice who is dead last on the list… the Seahawks! They have the absolute WORST defense in the league. Ok, question two – what is the circled stat (361.1)? If you guessed how many passing yards they allow per game, CONGRATS! You fucking nerd. Only 2 teams let up an average of 300+ passing yards per game, the Falcons and the Seahawks. 362 yards is insane. Bananaland! I know what you’re thinking – Ok cool, so what’s the fucking bet?? Stop jerking me around and just tell me for GOD SAKE! I’ll spell it out for you right now!

The Rams are playing the Seahawks today. Jared Goff is averaging 263 yard per game. The stage is set for a BIG PASSING DAY for him. Take the over on his passing yards! Right now, it’s 292.5 on DraftKings, which is high. BUT THE SEAHAWKS ARE LETTING UP 362 PER GAME!! I don’t care if freakin Nick Mullens is out there (yes I do), TAKE THE OVER!

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