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Midday Parlay NFL: Week 11

Written by shadowhedging

November 21, 2020


Back by popular demand (keep it in your pants btw I don’t want those DMs), I am sharing with you my Midday Parlay for the week 11 NFL games. You could support Bill Belichick and buy a couple Subway footlongs, but how about you throw down $10 with these odds and win $673 instead. Prepare to get rich and lose it all by the end of the day, just as the Good Lord intended for the Sabbath.

Browns: -2.5 (-115) vs Eagles

The fury I have directed towards Baker Mayfield for what are quite possibly the worst commercials ever created pales in comparison to that held by every NFC East fan. With a combined record of 10-26-1, every bet against this division is a smart one.

Falcons: ML (+175) vs Saints

With Drew Brees out, one would expect Jameis Winston to come out slinging in an attempt to prove he can still get it done. The Saints have elected to start Taysom Hill, however, in an attempt to soothe the front office about giving a utility player $16M guaranteed for a one year extension. If there were ever a time to take the Falcons moneyline, this is it.

Texans: ML (+115) vs Patriots

Don’t you dare even talk about the Patriots beating the Ravens last week. Both these teams are frauds, but the away Patriots just can’t seem to get it done this season. Take the value in the Texans moneyline.

Steelers: -10.5 (-115) vs Jaguars

I, for one, have been dreaming about the Steelers losing their first game of the season, but I think we all know the Jaguars (with a whopping average of 30.1 points against) are not the ones to get it done. Big Ben Rapistberger will have no problem forcing his way down the field.

Bengals: ML (-105) vs Washington Football Team

Remember what I said about the NFC East? Even though Alex Smith is throwing up good yards, his lack of mobility gives Joe Burrow the edge in this one.

Ravens: -6 (-110) vs Titans

The Ravens have been out of form recently, but the recent injury to Jadeveon Clowney – sending him to IR – will help the limping Ravens move the chains on the ground where they are most comfortable.

So there you have it. All 1PM games and how they are surely going to end. Disagree? Follow me on twitter so I can publicly harangue you (and actually do give me those DMs I’ve changed my mind) @ShadowHedging


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