On the 21st of December, at approximately 4 pm, a crime was committed against myself and any person who holds integrity, justice, and the meaning of sports dear. The police refused to take this seriously, so I took it upon myself to write my own police report.
First, the Backstory. Every year towards the end of the NFL regular season, the fans, coaches, and players vote on who will be selected to the Pro Bowl. It is similar to the presidential election but more important and complex. The fans who makeup 1/3 of the voting equation vote on NFL.com and fill out a form for the players most deserving of a Pro Bowl appearance.
Where were the crimes committed, you might ask? It is clear the crimes were committed indeed on NFL.com. As a democratic enthusiast myself, I refused to vote multiple times as many voters do. Yes, I am referring to voter fraud. There is a way for criminals and haters of democracy to vote multiple times by creating alternate accounts. All it takes is access to the internet and multiple email addresses to commit such a heinous act. As an NFL enthusiast, of course, I was aware of the possibility of fraud, but I prayed it wasn’t taken advantage of. My prayers were not answered.
All it took was a simple Twitter search to find evidence and the culprits. It was as if the criminals were mocking democracy and all things we as Americans cherish. Do they not have remorse? I am sick of sharing my findings, but it is my duty to observe and report.
The evidence brought forth above is only a very small sample size of the actual amount of evidence out there, upwards of thousands of cases and criminals who didn’t advertise their crimes online.
Much like evidence, there are too many suspects to count. Thousands of criminals may have committed Pro Bowl voter fraud. We can assume each team had about the same number of cases because it is impossible to speculate what team has the most perpetrators (outside the Patriots as they are known cheaters). We can, however, compare the biggest fanbases with the most perpetrators: the more fans = the more perpetrators. For example, multiple Steelers players got large amounts of votes, and a team like Miami, who had equal or more Pro Bowl hopefuls got little. According to BOLA VIP, The Steelers have 6.3 million fans, and Miami has a mere 2.3 million.
This may be a police report, but it is a special type of report that also includes sentencing. The entire Pro Bowl voting has been stripped of verification due to the number of fraud cases. The voting results can no longer be trusted. The court and police department have decided to invoke a law much like Martial Law minus the actual military action. The real Pro Bowler list is as follows.
*Note some picks may be the same as the unnoficial list*
|OLB||Kyle Van Noy||Dolphins|
|G||Brandon Scherff*||Washington Football Team|
|DE||Chase Young||Washington Football Team|
To conclude, Roger Goodell is a criminal and the Pro Bowl was rigged. Only 3 things that should be guaranteed in life: Death, Taxes and Voting only once for the Pro Bowl.
-JJ Walks, NFL P.D.