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What does each NFL Coach want for Christmas?

Written by Johnny Walks

December 24, 2020

Kliff Kingsbury

Kyler Murray to stay healthy.


Arizona Cardinals
Raheem MorrisThe ability to finish games.4- 10Atlanta Falcons
John HarbaughThe Dolphins to lose out. 9-5 Baltimore Ravens
Sean McDermottA better run defense…
(>120/rush yards allowed)
11-3Buffalo Bills
Matt RhuleChristian McCaffrey back,
4-10Carolina Panthers
Matt NagyA real QB. 7-7Chicago Bears
Zac TaylorThat no one forgets last MNF game3-10Cincinnati Bengals
Kevin StefanskiA playoff spot. 10-4Cleveland Browns
Mike McCarthyTo trade away Zeke.
5-9Dallas Cowboys
Vic FangioA compitant Defense. 5-9Denver Broncos
Darrell BevellWRs to help Matt Stafford. 5-9Detroit Lions
Matt LaFleurAaron Rodgers never retires and
a real run defense.
11-3Green Bay Packers
Romeo CrennelWRs for Deshaun Watson. 4-10Houston Texans
Frank ReichPass defense. 240 pass yards
allowed a game.
10-4Indianapolis Colts
Doug MarroneTrevor Lawrence ASAP!1-13Jacksonville Jaguars
Andy ReidNot have to play Miami in the
13-1Kansas City Chiefs
Jon GrudenTrade away Mariota for Defense. 7-7Las Vegas Raiders
Anthony LynnHe would actually give a gift
to that team doctor who got Tyrod.
5-9Los Angeles Chargers
Sean McVayHis wife to stop nagging him about
9-5Los Angeles Rams
Brian FloresA healthy team. RB’s, O Line, WR’s,
and a TE all HURT!
9-5Miami Dolphins
Mike ZimmerA real defense to help the
explosive offense.
6-8Minnesota Vikings
Bill BelichickTom Brady back.6-8New England Patriots
Sean PaytonMore Taysom Hills.10-4New Orleans Saints
Joe JudgeSaquon Healthy!5-9New York Giants
Adam GaseA job next year.1-13New York Jets
Doug PedersonJalen Hurts to stay on his role.4-9Philadelphia Eagles
Mike TomlinJuju to stop dancing and
hold onto the ball.
11-3Pittsburgh Steelers
Kyle ShanahanThat Nick Mullens doesn’t need
Tommy John Surgery.
5-9San Francisco 49ers
Pete CarrollTo beat the Rams.10-4Seattle Seahawks
Bruce AriansPlayoff Tom Brady. 9-5Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Mike VrabelRyan Tannehill to carry SOME
offensive weight.
10-4Tennessee Titans
Ron RiveraDwayne Haskins can play.
(This is why)

-Johnny Walks


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