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Happiness Insurance

Written by Johnny Walks

December 31, 2020


Does your team suffer from playoff cold feet? Symptoms include, not being able to finish a season, losing when it matters, being a Cleveland Brown, and others that force you to miss the playoffs. I won’t be able to cure your team’s inability to win when it matters and advance to the Wild Card. I can however make the pain lessen with money. Yes, I am talking about making some Benjamins just in case your team is knocked out of playoff contention. Teams that qualify for such hedging include, the Ravens, Colts, Titans, Dolphins, and Browns. To simplify, bet against your team to hedge the loss. If your team wins, great! If they lose, at least you make money.

Here are the odds for the 5 teams according to Draft Kings.

My picks:

Colts NO: To make the playoffs the Colts need to win, the Titans to win, and either Miami, Cleveland, or Baltimore to lose.

Titans YES: The Titans need either the Ravens, Browns, or Colts to lose.

Ravens YES: To make the playoffs Baltimore need to win or have either the Browns or Colts lose.

Do yourself a favor and get insured, happiness insurance.

-Johnny Walks


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