Earlier today, I wrote a blog about the Fraudland bowl. An epic poem about the Kings (Rams) vs. the Jesters (Seahawks). The Rams were the heavy favorite to maintain control of the Fraudland throne (by losing the game of course). However, the Jesters refused to give up. They put up their best fight and showed the world that they deserve better. No longer will they be stuck in the court playing the fiddle. Congratulations to the new Kings of Fraudland: the Seattle Seahawks! Hey, remember when Russell Wilson was a MVP candidate this season? Remember all the “Let Russ Cook” talk?? What a downfall… unless you live in Fraudland. Then it’s a promotion! Also, huge shoutout to Jared Goff. Playing with a broken thumb is FUCKING TOUGH.
P.S. I may have been wrong about the spread, but I NAILED the over. Soooo let’s just focus on the good, not the bad.
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